I’ve had oodles of recipe requests rolling in over the last little while, and I want you to know something. Despite what I can imagine you might be thinking, your pleadings are not falling on deaf ears, nor are they falling by the wayside of my crazily hectic life. I am working away feverishly to get them all to you, but it’s not always a quick or easy process. There’s a few things about me you might not know, which may help you understand why things are coming out the gate more slowly than might seem desirable, or even tolerable.
I am entirely detail-oriented, and when it comes to blog posts this translates to my refusal to post a recipe unless I’ve made it with my own hands; because I have to know that it works – and works well. I need to know that you will get the same great results in your own kitchen if you follow my recipe. I would rather stab myself in the left eye with a hot poker than post a recipe I hadn’t made and eaten. Frequently this means that I make a recipe several times – I think I got to Cheesy Biscuits 5.0 before I let you have them. I must have consumed 6 lbs of almonds that weekend – DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!!
If you see a photo of a recipe here it means I made it – following the recipe to the letter – and it looked exactly like you see in the picture when I was finished. And then I ate it. You don’t get a picture and a recipe until the dish is worthy of being in that temple of a body of yours. You are so worth it.
One thing that has been asked for a gazillion times is *SANE Granola. I am very enthused to chronicle that despite making this a couple of weekends ago, I have finally found a minute to get over here to tell the tale. Well, of course, if these recipe posts only took a minute, I wouldn’t have a backlog in the first place. But let’s not dwell on that little detail; let’s just celebrate the arrival of *SANE Granola in your world. Because *SANE Granola is awesome. It will make you feel normal.
I love this stuff for breakfast. It’s crunchy, if you’ve made a batch in advance breakfast is ready in 15 seconds, it’s tasty and it’s very filling. I can’t down very much of it in one sitting.
One thing to note: when we say this is *SANE, what we really mean in this instance is that it does not contain any sugars, starches, grains or unhealthy oils. This granola does not provide a huge amount of protein, fiber or water which is what makes a food truly SANE. It does provide healthy fats, some fiber & the other nutrients that nuts and seeds bring to the table. So, enjoy this for breakfast but ensure you still get your day dose of SANE protein, fiber and water.
One way to start on your protein for the day is to eat this granola with a cup of non-fat Greek yogurt and a scoop of your favorite whey powder stirred in until it’s smooth. Chocolate whey is my favorite yogurt mix-in to go with this granola. The nuts and seeds are all goodness, but you gotta get that protein in.
Granola-lovers unite! Get some crunch back into your breakfasts.
- 1 cup cashews, roughly chopped
- 1 cup unsweetened flaked coconut
- 1 cup hazelnuts, roughly chopped
- 8 TBSP whole flax seeds
- 1 cup slivered almonds
- 6 tsp ground nutmeg
- ⅔ cup sugar-free vanilla syrup
- 2 TBSP coconut oil, melted
- Mix all the nuts, seeds and nutmeg together in a large bowl.
- Add the oil and syrup and mix well, ensuring everything is evenly coated in the oil / syrup.
- Spread evenly on a baking sheet in a ½” thick layer.
- Bake at 300F in the center of the oven until deep golden brown, stirring occasionally to ensure even coloring.
- Allow to cool completely before storing in an air-tight jar.